We are blessed to be living in a time when God’s Word is
being made manifest all around us. We can see it in the Re-Balancing of His
World, we can see it as our forces prevail over the Dragon Empire and we can
see it in the adapted animals that are helping create God’s Kingdom on Earth.
Did you know that it was while fasting that the Sainted
Darwin was touched by the Hand of God and given the inspiration that allowed
him to write The Future of Species? Back in 1830 when it was first published
Saintly Darwin and his God Given Vision was the catalyst that inspired the
great men of science as they began to adapt the animal and plant kingdom to
hasten God’s Kingdom on Earth. Why it was only ten years later that Gregor
Mendel, a middle European refugee, created the paper plant. As you know the
plant can, with the correct amount of nutrients and water, produce up to a ream
of paper a month.
Once Mendel had unveiled his triumph the following twenty
years saw a flood of animals transformed into the useful creatures we see every
day and take for granted. Who stops to think about the hours of ceaseless toil
that went into the adaption of the horse so that it could pull the tram you
take to work each day?
In our hurrying world it is easy to fall into The Sin of
Complacency and take the fish on our plate every Friday for granted. We need to
stop and reflect on the work of the cormorant man, the man who is out on the
seas in all weather guiding his flock of cormorants to the richest shoals,
harvesting the fish from their pouches far at sea so that we may eat it on a
Friday. Do you stop to think of the dockers and their adapted gorillas, who
move the fish from the ship to the waiting horse lorries, or the long miles
that the horses walk to bring you that very fish?
We take the adaption of animals for granted, we should not,
such adaptions are what has made The Church great, it is what has allowed us to
dismantle the Heretical Machinery that held the Dissolute Tories in thrall, and
it has forestalled the earth’s temperature from rising and destroying all The
Works of the Lord.
There was only one type of animal that The Sainted Charles
forbade us from adapting – Insects. Even at the outset of adaption The Sainted
Charles could see the danger in attempting to alter insects, and he forbade us
to do so, save we unleash an uncontrollable mutation. Mammal’s lives are longer
than the lives of insects and are slower to reproduce, as the adaptions are
carried out on a cellular level the Saintly Darwin saw The Potential For Sin;
that the insects would continue to mutate and change into something beyond our
control, and so forbade such endeavours.
Let us look at a typical adaption, who does not love the
Elephant Fire Fighters we see around the city? It is not uncommon for people to
cheer as these leviathans race to the scene of a conflagration through the city
streets, but have you ever stopped to think about the planning that has gone into
their design?
Water is heavy, it weighs one pound per pint, so when you
see a mighty Fire Fighter extinguishing a fire with his mighty stream of water,
have you ever stopped to consider the complexity of the adaption? The
musculoskeletal structure of the elephant must be made stronger so that he can
carry such a weight of water on his back as is effective in quenching a fire.
The very shape of the animal must be altered to accommodate the water
reservoir, and extra muscles added to control and maintain the jet of water.
The lungs must be adapted to provide the power to push the water out of the
trunk and as the elephant will have a stream of water being forced from its
trunk a new set of nostrils had to be provided so that the creature could
continue to breathe. There is also the psychological treatment that the animal
requires so that it is no longer afraid of the conflagration.
The first elephant was successfully adapted in 1855, since
that time The Church’s Adaptors have worked tirelessly to Bring About The
Re-Balance. They have adapted over one hundred and fifty animal species and
nearly twice as many plants into The Service of The Lord.
